Where can I find the museum?

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The Museum of Dirty Looks

10-46 Bitch Lane

Liverpool

L1 1AA

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What are the museum's opening hours?

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WE ARE CURRENLTY CLOSED DUE TO COVID-19 RESTRICTIONS

 

Monday          10am-5pm

Tuesday         10am-5pm   

Wednesday    10am-4pm

Thursday        10am-7pm

Friday            10am-5pm

Saturday         10am-7pm

Sunday           11am-4pm

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We have late night opening hours on a Thursday and Saturday, ideal for trips after work and school hours. 

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How much are tickets?

 

Admission is free for the museum, however, as a non state-funded institution, donations are always welcome. 

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Donations are vital for allowing us to continue bringing the joy of Dirty Looks to you.

 

Is there access for wheel chair users?

 

Yes, we have lifts and ramps available in and around the museum, staff are always on hand to help out (staff are identifiable by having the most miserable faces in the gallery). 

 

 

What amenities are available?

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We have gender neutral toilets available on the top and bottom floor, disabled and baby change available on the same floors. 

Our Cloak Room and lockers are located on the ground floor, as well as the cafe and gift shop. 

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I have been told I have a resting bitch face, what do I do?

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A resting bitch face is a beautiful thing, as a member of the community, you are one of the least two faced people in our society, as your face hides nothing! 

 

                                                                                         'Quod Omnia Quae Meum'

                                                                                                ( Embrace The Face )

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How do I know if I have a Resting Bitch Face (RBF)

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If you tick three or more of these boxes, chance is, you're one of us

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• Sent out of class by more than one teacher for giving 'Dirty Looks' 

• Been told to "smile more" by strangers

• Your passport photo looks happier than you

• Feel discomfort or pain in cheeks, after smiling for a short period

• When asked to smile for the camera, your response is "I am!"

• Your school photograph is used as a coaster at your grandparent's house

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My Mother-in-Law says I have a Bitch Face, what should I do?

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Embrace the Face! Your face does not reflect your character, however, if you need a rapid reply you may want to try this 

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" Well, maybe if you taught your offspring how to keep their partner happy, I wouldn't look so miserable!"

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That's bound to shut them up 😏

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